XXX gone OOO

Greetings fellow cumpatriots,

I’ve been out of the office (OOO) for quite some time now. I was still available on Niteflirt and my other usual mediums, but I couldn’t bring myself around to make another podcast. It was just a lot of work, lacked direction, etc.

So since I couldn’t do it perfectly, I neglected to do anything at all! Which is always a really helpful strategy!


In any case, I’m back now. I’m still trying to figure out where I’m going with this site, what I want this to be, etc.

For now, I think I’ll just give you guys some updates.

In April I moved out of my apartment and skipped my way down to Mexico.

That’s all for now.


Just kidding. Mexico?! Why the fuck did I do that?

Well, for starters, it’s just temporary. I return to school in the Fall. I just wanted a break from paying Pacific NW cost of living. Also, fun aside, I have a massive tax bill from 2018 that is due on July 1. So… I needed a way to save a lot of money in a short period of time.

Solution? Move me, my cat, and my entire life to a third-world country for four months.

So far I’ve been here for a month, and it has been… interesting.

I’ll elaborate upon what I mean by that in a future post – probably the next. First I have to decide what I want to say, exactly how I want to say it, etc. Spoiler alert: My experience is mixed, leaning toward bad.

But it’s less binary than that so I’ll leave it at that until I can expound properly.

Until then, make sure you’re drinking lots of water, taking care of your body and mind, and sexing yourself to your heart’s content.

With love and warmth,

P.S. Here’s a fun aside – I used to sign all of my emails with some variation of “warmly”, because all humans need warmth in the figurative sense and, especially in the PacNW, some need it quite literally. But living in the Mexican heat for a month and facing three more months sure to be hotter still, I am reminded that all things are needed IN BALANCE. (Which is to say it’s hot as fuck and I’m dying all of the time. Please cry an air-conditioned tear for me.) So when I sign with my usual HEART WARMTH, I literally feel the warmth in my chest (a la the feeling of compassion), but since I’m already hot all of the time, I then feel physical discomfort which is then associated with my compassion practice. tl;dr maybe I need to change my sign-off to something not temp-related.

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